Skins.

WE WENT TO THE BEACH TODAY!

IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER

WE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH ‘THE SMURFS’
NOT AS AWESOME AS THE BEACH
BUT STILL BETTER THAN EXPECTED

MY MOM AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING A BLAST TOGETHER

MOSTLY BUYING STUFF

MOSTLY UNNECESSARY STUFF

ALSO REMEMBER I WENT TO THE DENTIST?

I STILL HAVE CAVITIES
THAT SUCKED

HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY KID CONTROLLING A DINOSAUR HEAD

(MY MOM JUST SAID: YOUR WHOLE ENTRY ISN’T GOING TO BE IN CAPS, IS IT?)

(HER: IT’S TOO MUCH)

(ME: PEOPLE LOVE CAPS, MOM)

OMG SHE DOESN’T GET THE YOUNGER CROWD

JUST KIDDING MOM

UM. ALSO.

REMEMBER HOW I SAID I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF LUSH STUFF?
IT WAS THE BEST EVER AND I TOTALLY HAVE CRAIG TO THANK FOR IT.

HE ASKED IF I WOULD MENTION HIS EXCELLENT RECOMMENDATIONS. I WILL, HAPPILY

CRAIG IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE REASON I CHECKED OUT LUSH
AND I HAVE NEVER SMELLED BETTER

ALSO: HE SAID GET KING OF SKIN
RUB IT OVER YOURSELF, HE SAID, AFTER EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE SHOWER
PAT YOURSELF DRY

PAT!
NOT RUB!

I FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS AND I KID YOU NOT MY STRETCH MARKS FROM TWO KIDS FADED IN LIKE– HOWEVER LONG IT’S BEEN

OH, YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE ALL SEXY AFTER THE BEACH FROLICKING?

NO

STRETCH MARKS

SO IN CONCLUSION
THANK YOU CRAIG

CRAIG ALSO SAID A WOMAN HE WORKS WITH READS THE SITE SO IF THAT’S TRUE AND HE WASN’T JUST FLATTERING ME (IT WORKED):
HELLO WOMAN WHO WORKS WITH CRAIG!
ISN’T HE THE BEST?

.. OKAY THIS IS A LOT OF CAPS NOW

HAPPY FRIDAY LOVAHS